eurovision69 – eurovision song contest 2017 
Yes he do ! And nobody here understand why…
Lithuania
Ethan : What’s that suit ?! Vaidas is one of the sexiest guys of this Eurovision and he hides it under an outdated badly-cut suit ! The whole act is over-elaborate. If they want to be still there on May 23, they’ll have to choose between the explosive colors, the making, making you dizzy and the incessant moves on stage. Not to mention Monika, who does not seem very comfortable here – but Vaidas, despite his suit, tries to charm the camera, it works 300%…
Aitor : Please, tune the color of your TV, otherwise it might hurt you … “La Gallina Caponata” (Spanish version of Big Bird) is back !!!!! OK, maybe you don’t know her, but it was part of my childhood in Spain! Actually the problem is Monika’s dress … I see it and I just can think about it : Caponata !!! Vaidas he’s more class, even if the tailor has not done any justice to him either! They have at least kept (wise decision) the kiss in the middle! Otherwise, the screens in harmony with Monika, are too happy to my eyes! For instance I don’t see Lithuania in the final…
Ireland
Ethan : From the very beginning start, I’m the only one at eurovision69 to think Ireland will be in the upper part of the final scoreboard. After the first rehearsal, I still do… As for many contestants this year, the background screen is beautiful, the images almost appear 3D. Molly’s simplicity in the middle of this magnificent golden stage perfectly works.
San Marino
Ethan : The worst first rehearsal so far is offered by San Marino… Nothing works, neither the voices, nor the lighting, nor camera shots. No chance at this point to see San Marino renew his feat of last year.
Montenegro
Ethan : Do you really care if we do note talk about every single song ?! Because frankly Montenegro… We didn’t expect anything, and we were right ! That’s simply pointless. Knez seems to have abused of facelifts and the 4 or 5 girls behind him fail to make the thing sexiest. Next !
Malta
Ethan : Amber stolled Conchita’s background video ! But the truth is, it suits her well too. Fortunately for her, she is not in the same semifinal as Georgia. The two warriors not only share their title. Musically the two of them are very different, but both stagings are still very close…
Norway
Ethan : Here it is, the Wow of today ! Norway is simply magnificent. The song, the lighting, the costumes and the two of them. It’s just beautiful.
Obviously, in the final, the presence of Estonians will harm them. Obviously, the line-up of this second semi-final, does not allow them to hope for first place, but it is beautiful anyway !…
Portugal
I do Love Portugal ! And Leonor sings better than expected ! Her catsuit/dress/cape is great. Sexy, glamorous and rock all at once. I do Love Portugal ! And yes I know, I put a lot of exclamation points in that post !
Czech Republic
Ethan : The song too much of the day … She, looks a bit like Stephanie de Monaco (who hit a wall specifies David) and arms covered, he loses the little interest he could raise.
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